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Entries in Quotent Quotables (99)

Quotent Quotables - June 15, 2011

People with real power never fear of losing it. People with control think of little else.

- Joss Whedon

Quotent Quotables - June 14, 2011

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

- Joss Whedon

Quotent Quotables - June 13, 2011

Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn’t suck.

- Joss Whedon

Quotent Quotables - June 10, 2011

Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love. Bad food is made by chefs who are indifferent, or who are trying to be everything to everybody, who are trying to please everyone ... Bad food is fake food ... food that shows fear and lack of confidence in people’s ability to discern or to make decisions about their lives. Food that’s too safe, too pasteurized, too healthy – it’s bad! There should be some risk, like unpasteurized cheese. Food is about rot, and decay, and fermentation….as much as it is also about freshness.

- Anthony Bourdain

Quotent Quotables - June 9, 2011

The thing about good pulp is that you trust the reader and you know that the mind is a machine to process metaphors so of course all those connections will be there. But you've also granted the fantastic its own dynamic and allowed that awe. There's no contradiction. So I want to have monsters as a metaphor but I also want monsters because monsters are cool. There's no contradiction.

- China Mieville

Quotent Quotables - June 8, 2011

The dilemma of the critic has always been that if he knows enough to speak with authority, he knows too much to speak with detachment.

- Raymond Chandler

Quotent Quotables - June 7, 2011

If you haven’t already noticed, all my books are about a lonely person looking for some way to connect with other people. In a way, that is the opposite of the American Dream: to get so rich you can rise above the rabble, all those people on the freeway or, worse, the bus.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Quotent Quotables - June 6, 2011

The truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what's true.

- Carl Sagan

Quotent Quotables - June 3, 2011

I began plotting novels at about the time I learned to read. The story of my childhood is the usual bleak fantasy, and we can dismiss it with the restrained observation that I certainly would not consider living it again.

- James Baldwin

Quotent Quotables - June 2, 2011

Being a nerd, which is to say going too far and caring too much about a subject, is the best way to make friends I know.

- Sarah Vowell

Quotent Quotables - June 1, 2011

I think the destiny of all men is not to sit in the rubble of their own making but to reach out for an ultimate perfection which is to be had. At the moment, it is a dream. But as of the moment we clasp hands with our neighbor, we build the first span to bridge the gap between the young and the old. At this hour, it’s a wish. But we have it within our power to make it a reality. If you want to prove that God is not dead, first prove that man is alive.

- Rod Serling

Quotent Quotables - May 31, 2011

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

- Terry Pratchett

Quotent Quotables - May 27, 2011

Anything or anyone that does not bring you alive, is too small for you.

- David Whyte

Quotent Quotables - May 26, 2011

I reject passive consumption. I reject the premise. I will have no passive consumers. Casanova will not stop and explain itself to you. It will not allow you to flip through it while you're dropping a deuce and waiting for Batman to show up.

- Matt Fraction