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    Tag Team Edition: Hulk Hogan vs. Macho Man

    Keith Doughty discusses songs, albums and artists that are unappreciated, unknown, and/or unfairly-maligned by the general public. This is Hidden Tracks.


    Hulk Hogan - “Hulkster in Heaven”

    I used to tear my shirt,
    But now you've torn my hearts.
    I knew you were a Hulkamaniac,
    Right from the very start

    I have no idea what set of circumstances led Hulk Hogan to release his 1995 album Hulk Rules. "Money" would be the obvious answer, but by 1995 Hogan should have already made lots of it from his lengthy wrestling career and various movie roles (the album did actually hit the top ten. . . . . children’s album chart).  I certainly hope it wasn’t for love of music, because the resulting album can barely be called music. It can, however, be called hilarious, particularly the penultimate track on the album “Hulkster in Heaven”.

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