Today's word of the day is Abnormous:

Abnormous

Abnormal; irregular; misshapen

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

- Dorothy Parker's answer when asked to use the word horticulture during a game of Can-You-Give-Me-A-Sentence?

Song: "Last Dance" by Donna Summer

The Event: Working at Country Club for a Summer

For one summer, I worked in the kitchen of a Country Club in my native land of Cape Cod.  Mainly I worked for the catering staff, being a server at different functions.  Their biggest functions that occurred with the most regularity were weddings – handling about two or three every weekend. 

The first one I worked was a bit of a disaster as I was unfamiliar with the giant trays we used and had to smile while hot au jus slalomed off the plates, down the tray and finally settling onto a nice spot on underneath my collar. 

It was a harried night that I was looking forward to being over when my supervisor suddenly perked up.  “Ah, it’s ‘Last Dance’, it’s almost over.”  I had no idea what he was talking about, but he said that at 90% of the weddings he worked, this was the last song. 

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Today's word of the day is Mundungus:

Rubbish, refuse