In this analogy, Gollum is played by Anthony Weiner...

• In a Related Nerd/Politics Mashup: My reaction to Weiner's press conference?
  
  As mwang213 responded when I posted this on Reddit: "It was said you would destroy corruption, not Tweet them! Bring balance to our government, not paint our side more as sexual deviants."
• In (Sadly) Related News: UGO presents where to see your favorite "TV Babes Naked." The site is SFW, but the links will not be. And I apologize in advance for the term "TV Babes." It's bad enough I'm debasing myself by looking at glancing boob shoots of semi-famous folks, but using frat boy lingo? Ick.
• I Want to Go to There - Lonely Interests Version: A custom made chess set that was featured in Blade Runner. So awesome on so many nerdy levels...
• No! Not the Orphans!: Apologies in advance for ruining my favorite part of Black Dynamite, but really - you should see it already (some NSFW language - but grow up, people):

• ...and Sometimes You Make Cars 2: A great piece about how Pixar encourages/forces workers to deal with embarrassment and get over self-consciousness in order to be more creative.
• I'm Sure This Decision Won't Haunt You Forever: Interesting study reveals why we "choke" under pressure, and how to avoid it. That's right, Granny - I'm finally gonna beat you in a game of Canasta! I'm just kidding; my grandmothers are dead.
• Maybe They Just Don't Like Scenes of Dumb Bitches Going to a Nightclub in the Woods?: Human Centipede II is banned in Britain! Is it sad that this makes me even more excited for it? I mean, First Sequence was pretty gross, but should have been much more disturbing. ...perhaps I've said too much.
• Gilligan is FREAKING ME OUT: Bob Denver (best known as Gilligan from the eponymous island) sings in the sand in this clip from the movie For Those Who Think Young: