Tuesday, June 7, 2011 at 5:00PM
Rob Dean in Anthony Weiner, Black Dynamite, Blade Runner, Bob Denver, Gilligan, Human Centipede, Naked Celebrities, Pixar, Psychology, Surfing, WTF, Zelda Convention
In this analogy, Gollum is played by Anthony Weiner...
In a Related Nerd/Politics Mashup: My reaction to Weiner's press conference?
As mwang213 responded when I posted this on Reddit: "It was said you would destroy corruption, not Tweet them! Bring balance to our government, not paint our side more as sexual deviants."
In (Sadly) Related News:UGO presents where to see your favorite "TV Babes Naked." The site is SFW, but the links will not be. And I apologize in advance for the term "TV Babes." It's bad enough I'm debasing myself by looking at glancing boob shoots of semi-famous folks, but using frat boy lingo? Ick.
No! Not the Orphans!: Apologies in advance for ruining my favorite part of Black Dynamite, but really - you should see it already (some NSFW language - but grow up, people):
I'm Sure This Decision Won't Haunt You Forever: Interesting study reveals why we "choke" under pressure, and how to avoid it. That's right, Granny - I'm finally gonna beat you in a game of Canasta! I'm just kidding; my grandmothers are dead.
Maybe They Just Don't Like Scenes of Dumb Bitches Going to a Nightclub in the Woods?:Human Centipede II is banned in Britain! Is it sad that this makes me even more excited for it? I mean, First Sequence was pretty gross, but should have been much more disturbing. ...perhaps I've said too much.
Gilligan is FREAKING ME OUT: Bob Denver (best known as Gilligan from the eponymous island) sings in the sand in this clip from the movie For Those Who Think Young:
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