I work in a cubicle. It hurts my soul. The day is one long sigh, a dirge of defeat. But they have free coffee and vendors sometimes send us chocolate bars as bribes to keep doing things for them, so hey, VICTORY.

In order to not cry constantly, I like to think of things that don’t suck. Here are some:

1. Meat.  Meat does not suck. Unless you’re a vegetarian (and then you suck. KIDDING. Not kidding. KIDDING AGAIN). See what I did there? I talked crazy. That’s cause I’m high on meat, with all its delicious hormones and sinews and blood, and it’s not even noon yet.
   
    

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