Hang in there, baby!

• Beer Encourages People to Be Under 21 for Once: Go to this site, click "I am Under 21" and ENJOY!
• Way Better Than Eddie Vedder's StoryTellers: Bikini Kill's Kathleen Hanna talks about her well spent youth and how she helped inspire Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - and she covers the for an appreciative crowd at Joe's Pub. Seriously - this is pretty awesome.
• Manic Pixie Dream...Dad?: Pretty dope story about how a teen's dad waved at his son's bus as it drove by every morning for an entire school year. Oh, and he did it dressed as a pirate, Batgirl, Anakin Skywalker, a snorkler....
• No Me Gusta: The portly antagonist of a young girl's birthday party learns about karma in this short by Perry Bible Fellowship's Nicholas Gurewitch:
  

Martha's B-Day 10-09-1985 from New Picture Agencies on Vimeo.

• Aah! That Scared me Pantsless!: FEARnet has a great round up of (top?) ten horror porn parodies. SFW, but all pretty funny. ...Ladies?
• The Week Before Duke Nuke'em Forever is released? I'd have waited a bit, guys: UGO presents the biggest disappointments in video games. Scoff with the other pretentious nerds at these sick jokes that some consider "games." Fie and shame, developers; FIE AND SHAME!!!!!
• I Don't Know What I Watched, But I Know I Need More of It: CHUD has this piece on the movie VS - including its trailer. I still don't really get it, I just know that I love it.
• All of the Debilitating Side Effects, None of the Socially Acceptable Enjoyment: College Humor presents an honest commercial for Four Loko (featuring awesome ginger comedian Matt McCarthy):