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    Music Memory Mondays: Live, "Lightning Crashes"

    Song: "Lightning Crashes" by Live

    Event: Live Concert with Girl With Whom I Was Hopelessly In Love

    Laying on a ratty blanket that someone had brought from their basement, staring up at the stars in this outdoor concert area while the band played, fairly stoned on shitty high school grade weed, I had very little idea what was going on.  And I couldn't have been happier.

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