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    Verbiage - June 2, 2011

    Today's word of the day is Nadir:

    (via Senor GIF)

    na·dir

    [ney-der, ney-deer]

    –noun

    1. Astronomy . the point on the celestial sphere directly beneath a given position or observer and diametrically opposite the zenith. 
    2. Astrology . the point of a Horoscope opposite the midheaven: the cusp of the fourth house.
    3. the lowest point; point of greatest adversity or despair.

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    Origin:
    1350–1400; Middle English  ≪ Arabic naẓīr  over against, opposite to (the zenith)