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I have both a great memory and a terrible memory. I can recall lines of dialogue, useless facts and other tidbits of trivia with ease. I tend to remember the placement of items, the speeches of others and other outward displays of behavior.
What I can't do is remember dates well. Or ages well, either. I don't mean the difference between the Jurassic and cretaceous period. I mean, I can never acutely recall how old I was when I experienced something. I have vague understandings of when it occurred - and I can usually trace the event back to whatever grade I was in at the time. But it's hard for me to definitively say I was X years old when Y occurred.
This may cause some uneasiness for readers of this feature - a feature that deals exclusively with my memories.