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    Entries in Crime (2)

    Quotent Quotables - July 11, 2011

    From a single crime know the nation.

    - Virgil

    Quotent Quotables - March 12, 2010

    What did Doctor Doom really want? He wanted to rule the world. Now, think about this. You could walk across the street against a traffic light and get a summons for jaywalking, but you could walk up to a police officer and say "I want to rule the world," and there's nothing he can do about it, that is not a crime. Anybody can want to rule the world. So, even though he was the Fantastic Four's greatest menace, in my mind, he was never a criminal! 

    - Stan Lee