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    Quotent Quotables - Thursday, January 7, 2010

    In the din of fireworks and native drums, of colored lights in the doorways and the clamor of the crowd yearning for peace, Florentino Ariza wandered like a sleepwalker until dawn, watching the fiesta through his tears, dazed by the hallucination that it was he and not God who had been born that night. 

    -- Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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