About Eryn Ashley

If you have a problem, yo, I'll solve it. I am a long-time writer, reader, caller, listener, wisher, dreamer, lover, biter, champion of awesome, instigator of awkward, ridiculous human being who knows a thing or two about a thing or two.

I do not like spiders or bicycles. I do like artichokes and pajamas. I especially dislike mold, except in stinky cheese. I especially enjoy british people, except if they stink like cheese.

My dream is to write and publish a romance novel. My other dreams are far too long, convoluted and twisty to post on the internet.

I live in Rhode Island because of my firm belief in the big fish, small pond philosophy. I also live here because my husband is from here. He is a very nice, funny, burly Italian man (so don't get fresh with me) who thinks I am weird in the best way.

I write The Holy Bibble, which appears every Tuesday.

You can contact Eryn (Miss Ashley if you're nasty) by emailing her here.