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    Mass Distraction

    Monkey See...

     

    Deep Red

    Monkey See (on TV)...


    Childrens Hospital - On Adult Swim

     

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Sloth's Song

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Takin' It Back

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Piano Lessons

    Goonies the Musical!

     

    Tubes

     

    Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics

    George W. Bush: Much Better in Retrospect

    - OR -

    How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Begrudgingly Respect

    a Select Few Things About GWB


    OK, let’s get something straight: I am no fan of George W. Bush. I voted against him twice, I worked to defeat him in 2004, and I think he can legitimately be blamed, at least in part, for many of our nation’s current woes. That he used gay marriage as a wedge issue to help increase conservative voter turnout in 2004 was hateful and unforgiveable.

    But the story of why most Americans (and especially progressives) dislike GWB has already been written many times over. And while I don’t think it should be forgotten, I’m here to embark on a different endeavor: to discuss the aspects of GWB’s presidency that are somewhat under-appreciated by the left.

    Once again, this series of blog posts is not meant to change any minds about the Bush Presidency overall. I do hope it provides a little perspective, especially when comparing the policies of GWB with those of the current Republican Party. So, without further ado, let’s get started…

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    New "After Hours" Examines Sex w/Vampires

    I love cracked.com's After Hours.  I think it's some of the most brilliant and hilarious pop culture dissection ever made - stacking it alongside AV Club and any Tarantino says in a coke-fueled diatribe.  The latest installment involves sex, vampires and sex with vampires.  Enjoy!

    Verbiage - May 23, 2011

    Today's word of the day is: Renaissance

     

    [ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns, ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns; especially Brit. ri-ney-suhns]

    –noun
    1. the activity, spirit, or time of the great revival of art, literature, and learning in europe beginning in the 14th century and extending to the 17th century, marking the transition from the medieval to the modern world.
    2. the forms and treatments in art used during this period.  
    3. ( sometimes lowercase ) any similar revival in the world of art and learning.
    4.  ( lowercase ) a renewal of life, vigor, interest, etc.; rebirth; revival: a moral renaissance.
     
     

    Morning, Awkwardness - May 23, 2011

    We're back, bitches.


    "My Leather, My Fur, My Nails" by Stepdad.  Buy their album here (name your price)!

    Resurrection Imminent

     

    Stay Tuned, True Believers!

    The Day Approaches, All in Accordance with the Prophecy

    Monkey's Got a Message for All Y'all....

     

    It draws nearer....

    Something's Coming.....

    Monkey's Gone to Hiatus

    Hey Everyone -

    the site will be goin on hiatus until the first week of June.  We'll be back with new contributors, new features and maybe some other surprises.  See you all then!

     

    Quotent Quotables - April 27, 2010

    The better you look the more you see.

    - Bret Easton Ellis

    Random - What the Hell, Google Autocomplete?

    I was typing in "where can I" when I noticed what most people are looking for...

    ...apparently some badass kung-fu Justice delivered with a smile and a mustache.

    Quotent Quotables - April 23, 2010

    Is graffiti art or vandalism? That word has a lot of negative connotations and it alienates people, so no, I don't like to use the word 'art' at all. 

    - Banksy

    Quotent Quotables - April 23, 2010

    Of course, I have one aim, the grotesque. If I am not grotesque I am nothing.

    - Aubrey Beardsley

    Quotent Quotables - April 21, 2010

    Being in darkness and confusion is interesting to me. But behind it you can rise out of that and see things the way the really are. That there is some sort of truth to the whole thing, if you could just get to that point where you could see it, and live it, and feel it ... I think it is a long, long, way off. In the meantime there's suffering and darkness and confusion and absurdities, and it's people kind of going in circles. It's fantastic. It's like a strange carnival: it's a lot of fun, but it's a lot of pain. 

    - David Lynch