Goonies the Musical, Part 4: Piano Lessons
Monday, February 8, 2010 at 1:15PM
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Here's another video for the musical I've created with my collaborator, Keith Doughty, based on The Goonies.  We got mentions in /Film, Topless Robot, JoBlo.com, Cinematical, FilmDrunk, The Nerdist, Fandango, HeyUGuys!, IMDB - so that's awesome.  Here's one of the videos, for "Piano Lessons."  Lyrics and a recap of background info on the project after the jump!

In 2001, my college buddy, Keith Doughty, and I began working on a musical based on the seminal 80s film The Goonies.  I had been raised on that film, quoting from pre-adolescence onward.  I identified with the asthmatic protagonist who didn't fit in with others, especially his older sibling. 

I was watching it for probably the thousandth time during one vacation, when the scene where Mikey is alone on the porch comes on and with it came inspiration.  That was the moment I realized he should be breaking into song.  Alack alas, I suck at musical things.  I know how shit should be structured and sound, but I can't play any instruments and I'm mostly tone deaf.  Enter Keith Doughty - brilliant musician and fellow nerd.  This is a guy who can transcend all genres and also knows his way around a large assortment of instruments - truly impressive.  He and I began crafting many songs together (although as the years wear on and we fade into grayness, our output has steadily declined).

Sloth's Song

Tubes

Takin' It Back

"Piano Lessons" lyrics:

BRANDON

Here we are now, playing songs with bones.

DATA

Hurry they’re coming!

STEF

It can’t end here, so much left to do

MIKEY

We’re not gonna die here!

ANDY

I            haven’t done this kinda thing in years

I don’t know how it all will turn out

ALL

Like Piano Lessons

MOUTH

We’re surrounded, Andy don’t you fail

                                    (aside) she’s gonna kill us!

STEF

Just ignore him, we know that you’ll pull through!

BRANDON

Don’t you worry I’ll be right by your side

Keep on playing your fatal lullaby

When it’s over we’ll laugh to kill the time

STEF

Good job, Andy; now you’ve opened the door

                                    MOUTH

                                    Not all the way though…

DATA

We’ve got mobsters, and there’s holes in the floor

                                    MIKEY

                                    But we can still make it!

ANDY

Life            shouldn’t hinge on just one note

When there’s so many wrong ones to play

ALL

Like Piano Lessons

STEF

You’ve remembered lessons from long ago

                                    MOUTH

                                    I can see light now!

DATA

One more measure and we’ll get to the gold

BRANDON

Don’t you worry I’ll be right by your side

Keep on playing your fatal lullaby

When it’s over we’ll laugh to kill the time

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